[Intro] にゃっ！ Ready? Set? Go! Tiny paws, maximum chaos! [Verse 1] You wake me at six, I yell at the wall I knock one spoon down, then I blame you all 毛布の山から 王様参上 朝ごはんまだ？ それが最重要！ I inspect the sink, I patrol the hall Then nap on your shirt like I pay for it all [Pre-Chorus] ひげをぴくぴく 作戦開始 The house is my kingdom, your lap is my throne [Chorus] I’m the cat! Cat! Tiny furry wrecking ball! にゃんにゃん にゃんにゃん I own this house and all! Scratch the sofa, steal your chair I have no plan, but I don’t care! I’m the cat! Cat! Nap attack, then zoom away! かわいい顔して 大暴れ！ Purr, pounce, snack, repeat— Your little boss has tiny feet! [Verse 2] A cardboard box? It’s a luxury suite The fancy new bed? Absolutely not, neat 袋の音なら どこでもダッシュ 見えない敵にも 猫パンチッシュ！ I chase my own tail, lose sight of the prize Then stare at the ceiling with giant round eyes [Pre-Chorus] しっぽを追いかけ 三回転 I meant to do that. I’m a genius. Again! [Chorus] I’m the cat! Cat! Tiny furry wrecking ball! にゃんにゃん にゃんにゃん I own this house and all! Scratch the sofa, steal your chair I have no plan, but I don’t care! I’m the cat! Cat! Nap attack, then zoom away! かわいい顔して 大暴れ！ Purr, pounce, snack, repeat— Your little boss has tiny feet! [Breakdown] 静かに……静かに…… Did you open a can? 静寂終了！ MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! [Bridge] At night I bring you a toy mouse—what a gift! You say “thank you,” I vanish, swift 朝には枕を半分占領 寝返り禁止！ ここは猫領！ You love me, I know; I’ll allow one pet But stop at the belly—there’s a trap in that set! [Final Chorus] I’m the cat! Cat! Tiny furry wrecking ball! にゃんにゃん にゃんにゃん I own this house and all! Scratch the sofa, steal your chair I have no plan, but I don’t care! I’m the cat! Cat! Nap attack, then zoom away! かわいい顔して 大暴れ！ Purr, pounce, snack, repeat— Your little boss has tiny feet! [Outro] おやつをください！ One more, okay? I’ll knock that cup down tomorrow. にゃー！
