[intro] [spoken in an exaggerated male commercial voice] Feeling down, (every thing seem Ground down )wound tight (right about to snap) The fat man says( “Let me take care of that”) Mmmm (let him do his thing, jelly bean) [verse] Days feel cursed? Purse strings unraveling? Buddha on the corner smiles as if to say [spoken] (“i got something to make it all Feel okay”) [verse] In a bad economic class? (Not rich) Love passed you by? (Incel?) Standard highs leave you nonplussed? (Addict waiting to happen Step right up! Don’t mind the laughin’) “Whatcha need nevermind I got watcha need” [chorus] Come see the fat man (whose smile is blank) You’ll thank him in time His wares are so potent You’ll forget about Tibet Come see the fat man whose eyes Are vacant Somethin not right Cant quite place it! [verse] Used to think that i was dumb Ugly and too lazy, nothing but a kid Saw Buddha on the corner He gave me reason to live Meditate and make the whole populace A little bit more at peace I didn’t hardly need to do a thing And im fighting the good fight Plus i sleep a lot better at night [bridge] “Yo yo yo step right up Im the fat man, you’re a punk But dont be a useless fuck, baby Step right up and talk wit me Religion to justify inaction your kink? Try mine, you will absolutely freak Justify anything” [sitar and tabla solo] [more complex layering of instruments] The fat man with the mad plan For how the damned can Fatten and feel cattle good Despite the wooden gaze Like an uncut stone Led as easy as a child So long as you do what he tells you The look on your face A familiar smile As you focus on a far away place [ final chorus] [outro] (“Whoa ohh wanna escape samsara Won’t be today Maybe tomorraw Come see me again When the world Starts creepin back in”) [spoken] Sigh In the meantime no reason To not be high (Hey Buddha, people tell me the first one is free, is that true?) I GOT WHATCHA NEED STEP RIGHT UP Remember Tibet? [screamed] (I DO)