Wiggle Your Assets | Nordic Discord Challenge

NDC W. 43 since start, 2025 Genre: Industrial Gospel Theme: French Existentialism An Existential Consideration of Body, Fashion, and Meaning In a world where man is thrown into existence without explanation, without predetermined essence, the body stands as the first and most tangible evidence of our presence. The songs is not just a song about buttocks, it is a hymn to human freedom, a cry from the absurd, an attempt to create meaning in an existence where even the fashion industry seems to have forgotten its ontological foundation. Lyrics: Looks like I'm writing a new butt gospel Not that my behind is well cushed, and I love to sit down Looks like the upper sweets, are turned down now It's all butt and nothing but the butt now Wiggle your assets, wiggle it now Someday it will be top movement But not today, I'm down Seventhies was fine, with banana shapes, pears and boom boom balls Today's mono bums and peaches all around Look like brainwash, the fashion turns bad Nothing you have is good enough You have to shape it with a rubber bra Wiggle your assets, wiggle it now Someday it will be top movement But not today, I'm down When girls have plenty, guys have nothing at all All saggy, draped, like a curtain falling down But's better than before, an eyesore With invidual packed thumbs and bananas Wheter it was natural or massaged My stomach was upset and sad Wiggle your assets, wiggle it now Someday it will be top movement But not today, I'm down When the Lord created Adam and Eve He never thought of the length of the sleeve Butt prisons and whale bone corsets Just natural jiggling assets on natural beings Never would fashion sorcerers see That evolution is a superior master course Wiggle your assets, wiggle it now Someday it will be top movement But not today, I'm down Wiggle your assets, wiggle it now Someday it will be top movement But not today, I'm down