ladies, gentlemen and everything inbetween to night for one night only here in beautiful of Nowhereville put your hand together for The human blokchead performing, the human blockhead he has been trained with a man who had ancient, ancient wisdom his guru took him to place he never knew both physically and emotionnally feat of strength, he taught his own body and he taught him how to overcome his fears to share his innermost feelings with everyone around him accessing his deepest darkest emotions he needs to physically probe them with a common nail, a 4 by half bright common rock hard (that s what she said !) and and for the first time in 30 years This decrepit elderly man is going to drive a long hard steel rod (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID !) directly into his sinus cavity to amuse and amaze us all Real nails, driven into a real board will now be driven into a real skull with a REAL hammer. FOR REAL ! i get to shove up something up my nose ! and i know what you will say : you re just pushing it up into the Maxillary Sinus and i ll tell you : sure do it now ! it s going to the deepest, darkest regions of his mind we entered the first barrier but we need to go deeper and darkest places ladies and gentlemen (oh come on ! you do it on purpose : THAT S WHAT SHE SAID) using this rusty nail and rusty claw hammer like the mighty maple, he tapped and his sap of truth can pour on the audiance around him (you do it on purpose now : THAT's WHAT SHE SAID) we need a volunteer in the audiance if you can join us here on stage it s a pleasure to meet you, whatever your name is. we re going to bound tonight, sould bound you re going to tap him well he already did tapped in him you re going to remove the tap from him you saw this name 4 and half common rusty nail into his face it s a literal thorn in his side so his emotional thruth can pour onto the stage we might need a mope after this he has a lot of feeling, and you ll know everything about him reach out with your hand gently grasp the tip (just the tip he said !) do not pull it ! (okay you did it on purpose this time) simply, tenderly place your fingers upon the tip and firmly graps it do you starting the emotions starting to flow he feels so free, so enlightened you can keep the snotty rusty nail as a symbol of our soulbind Thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you ! please clap
