(Verse 1) I’m the hero you call when you’re low on sense, Kick the old man’s shin, jump a backyard fence, There’s a bomb on the bus, but don’t be afraid — I’ll put it in a salad I just homemade. Urinating on the fuse? Yeah, that’s my art. If logic was a train, I missed that part. Hide it in a plant pot, problem solved quick — Except the plant explodes… oops, my bad trick. (Chorus) Twenty seconds, gotta stop the blast, Don’t ask questions, no time to ask. Stick it in a fat man’s belly, he won’t mind, Drink with an alien bro, time’s not aligned. Through time and space, I’ll punch a goat, Save the day in my pixel coat, McPixel saves the day, but never right — If it’s not weird, it’s not my fight. (Verse 2) Fell into medieval times, gave a knight a pie, Tied the bomb to a comet in the sky, Danced with a caveman, slapped a fish, Rewired the fuse with a tuna dish. Kicked a penguin just to see what’d drop, It coughed up the timer — tick tick, stop! Got probed by the alien, he bought me a drink, Now we’re best bros, at least I think. (Bridge) Every “save” I do’s a glorious mess, One solution, twelve disasters, I confess. But the world’s still here, so I must be right… Or maybe it just exploded last night. (Final Chorus) Twenty seconds, I’m the chaos man, If it’s crazy, you know it’s my plan. Put it in a belly, plant, or beer, Just as long as it’s gone from here. Through time and space, slap a king’s crown, Kick a llama to shut it down. McPixel saves the day with style bizarre, I’m your last hope… and your last hurrah.
