[Verse] I saw him dancin' there with a bearded man I knew he must be the gayest in the land He got a glitter tie and a pleather vest I couldn't look away He was just the best [Prechorus] He said he was just an average Joe But I could tell that that wasn't so [Chorus] Guy is gay His wife is a cover Told me once Told me twice Told me over and over Guy is gay He and Dave are lovers And if you try to hit on him He'll say "No way" Because Guy is gay Guy is gay [Verse 2] Guy's wife is really great But she's not his type He likes them bigger and hairier Not thin and hyped I told him not to worry Just be himself But he said "Shh Be quiet She just walked in" [Prechorus] He said he was just an average Joe But I could tell that that wasn't so [Chorus] Guy is gay His wife is a cover Told me once Told me twice Told me over and over Guy is gay He and Dave are lovers And if you try to hit on him He'll say "No way" Because Guy is gay Guy is gay [Bridge] Guy is gay Guy is gay Guy is gay Guy is gay
