If you ever wonder Why I don't make ya my wife I really can't imagine Being stuck with you for life Just know that i really like ya But time and again you have shown Youre just too damn weird For a guy like me to bring into his home I'm still tryin to find Somethin a bit more normal than you Despite all the freaky things You like to do There's a few things that I Cant get over about you The one that comes to mind Happened just last night When our love makin Is just about to end You don't hear me cry out Things like mama I'm coming again I'll be you lover I'll be your friend But baby you're ten years older than me Please don't ever call me daddy again I'll be you lover I'll be your friend But baby you're ten years older than me Please don't ever call me daddy again
