[Verse 1] It started one day with a mischievous grin, Little Timmy thought he'd commit a small sin. He climbed to the top of the toilet tank, Tinkled in the tank and gave the porcelain a prank. [Verse] Months later, the toilet - the dust it bit, Unaware, Grandpa went to fix it, He found the clogged hose part began to suck and spit the water, which may have seemed smart... [Chorus] But, Oh, Grandpa’s fixing pipes and he’s sucking that hose, Swishing and spitting where the tank water flows. Then I said, "Hey Gramps, don’t mean to be frank, But months ago, Timmy tinkled in that tank!" [Verse 2] Grandpa froze, then his eyes went wide, The pipe dropped down and he spat with force. He spat hard and he coughed, then he started to shout, "That boy’s gonna get it—once I rinse my mouth!" [Bridge] The moral of the story, let me make it clear, Don’t mess with the tank, or you’ll taste the fear. And if you’re a grandpa fixing a drain, Double-check the water, or you’ll suffer the pain. [Chorus] Oh, Grandpa’s fixing pipes and he’s sucking that hose, Swishing and spitting where the tank water flows. Then I said, "Hey Gramps, don’t mean to be frank, But months ago, Timmy tinkled in that tank!" [Outro] So Timmy’s grounded, and the lesson’s been taught, But Grandpa’s still gagging, and revenge is sought. Next time you’re tempted, let your bladder refrain, Or you might end up in a song of shame!
