[Verse 1] You said “I’m fine” With that museum smile Dust on your coffee Therapy in a pile Your unread messages Glow like haunted weeds You call them “tiny crises” I call them “basic needs” [Chorus] Guess I’m the hero in your worst-case story Holding your world like a paper origami glory You fall apart I say “same Same Same” You burn it down I stay I stay I stay Oh what a blessing What a joke What a thrill Being the bandage you never plan to heal [Verse 2] You love my patience The way I never snap You frame it like a virtue It feels more like a trap You say I “always know Exactly what to say” Truth is I practice Breaking up every day [Chorus] Guess I’m the hero in your worst-case story Holding your world like a paper origami glory You fall apart I say “same Same Same” You burn it down I stay I stay I stay Oh what a blessing What a joke What a thrill Being the bandage you never plan to heal [Bridge] One day I’ll answer When my own phone rings Instead of silencing Every selfish little thing One day your chaos Can date someone new You’ll call it “growth” I’ll call it “finally not you” (yeah) [Chorus] Guess I’m the hero in your worst-case story Holding your world like a paper origami glory You fall apart I say “same Same Same” You burn it down I stay I stay I stay Oh what a blessing What a joke What a thrill Being the bandage you never plan to heal [Outro] So here’s your comfort song I hum it in my head You’re still alive and kicking While I play wrecked instead