I don't understand it, I'm such a nice guy, None of these chicks, Will give me a try. They make excuses, They haw and they hem, It can't be me, So it must be them. I believe that decency is a currency, A kind of social Bitcoin if you will, And if you're mining crypto on a lady, She should have to give you a li'l. Don't you girls realize, What you're doing to me? This involuntary celibacy, Has got me pretty gloomy. I don't understand it, I'm such a nice guy, But if I don't get laid, I just might die. Or maybe someone else. Or maybe someone else. Or maybe someone else. Or maybe someone else. So really this is on you, ladies. So really this is on you, ladies So really this is on you, ladies All on you All of it On you I'm such a nice guy.