[Verse 1] Grifters! Grifters on Parade! Roaming the Net, looking for noobs to persuade Grifters! Grifters on Parade! Smiling so bright while taking all that you've made! Oh, you shouldn't trust us But you did and that's why you're feeling dismayed! We're grifters, grifters on parade! Only yourself to blame for getting betrayed Hooray! La la la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la La la la la Verse 2: We're Grif-ters! Grifters on parade! (Oh yes!) Made it our job to ensure that you're getting played Grifters! Grifters on parade! Bought our token but it wasn't a fair trade You didn't ask questions Now your fortunes we'll raid! We’re Grifters! Grifters on parade! We prey on your dreams then set them all up in a blaze! La la la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la La la la la My dear, you didn't research and now we own all that you've made! We're Grifters! Grifters on parade! We suck!