[Intro] [Catchy overdriven electric guitar riff] [Sudden punchy live drum roll, driving 145 BPM tempo] [Verse 1] [Guitars drop out] [Snappy drums and tight pulsing bassline only] [Dry deadpan rapid-fire vocal delivery] I know a lady, they call her Kinsey She’s my hero, a total one-zero Loves banana water, couldn’t be odder Needs sanitizer just to satisfy her [Pre-Chorus] [Rhythmic palm-muted guitars enter] [Steady driving snare build-up] Meds and charts piled up galore As she saunters straight through the door Shift can wait just a little longer Gotta track a truck down for her daughter [Chorus] [Full band explosion] [Massive soaring anthemic melody] [Heavy driving guitar chords, low bass hum] Crafty Kinsey, so skee-zee Crafty Kinsey don’t eat meat Crafty Kinsey wipes up jizz Crafty Kinsey all up in yo bizz [Verse 2] [Abrupt dynamic drop back to bass and drums only] [Fast snappy rhythmic delivery] Catch her rolling in super late Like her car just lost the race Got sanitizer stocked in a pile Been hoarding that clear gel for a while Maybe she just likes keeping it clean Maybe it’s a little touch of OCD Hair trailing down to her ass crack Making wild faces behind your back Better not test her, don't even try Or there's salt in your water, dry and sly [Pre-Chorus] [Palm-muted guitars and building snare roll return] [Rising melodic vocal tension] Yeah, she’s always making fun of me But I just smile and I agree Whenever her own humor chokes I hit her with my best dad jokes [Chorus] [Full band sonic blast] [Soaring high-energy anthemic vocals] Crafty Kinsey, so skee-zee Crafty Kinsey don’t eat meat Crafty Kinsey wipes up jizz Crafty Kinsey all up in yo bizz [Bridge] [UNEXPECTED BEAT DROP] [Tempo pauses instantly into heavy half-time groove] [Thick bass loop and ringing melodic guitar line] [Smooth deliberate vocal shift] She likes her hair bun a total mess Back as a girl she rocked a vest Puts out every single blazing fire Pulls you right up out of the mire And when the building lights go out She’s still laughing out loud [Final Chorus] [Instantly snaps back to fast driving pace] [Maximum volume, heavy guitars, explosive passionate vocals] Crafty Kinsey, so skee-zee Crafty Kinsey don’t eat meat Crafty Kinsey wipes up jizz Crafty Kinsey all up in yo bizz [Outro] [Rapid guitar riff from intro plays for four bars] [Clean dead stop on sharp single drum hit]
