[Intro: Both] Tick, tick, tick, tick Every four seconds somebody's rich Friends are the stock, sleep is the risk Buy Your Friends, buy 'em back [Verse 1: female] I logged in polite, I logged in late Checked my people, checked the rate Husband's a diamond, that's the flex First big hire and he's mine next Jiggly's on the LLC, treats in the jar Halloween's cutthroat, that's the bar Eight treats for Ghostbusters, Jesus keeps walking off the line Alpha bot flexing from the first two hundred, still climbing [Verse 2: male] Cute. I don't log in. I arrive Multi-billions and nobody owns mine Wait till he is sleeping, then buy all his friends I bought your ass and pumped it while you were sleeping I put your wife in the milking farm Welcome in, the lights stay on Learn from Midnight, do what he does Survived the crash, kept the frame, become the buzz [Chorus: Both] Buy 'em while they sleep Buy 'em when they boast Buy the best friend, buy the diamond, buy the Holy Ghost Tick, tick, tick, tick They snipe you broke, you buy 'em back rich Everybody can be exploited Buy Your Friends, buy 'em back [Call and Response] [Male] What'd you do with my wife? [Female] Dude, I just got him [Male] Wait, who owns me? [Female] I bought his best friend and his wife [Male] I can't keep anyone seated [Male] Owning your wife's company is kind of expected [Female] This economy is cutthroat and vicious [Male] I see what you did there [Female] No you didn't [Female] Bitch, I just bought him back [Male] Empty their brackets, BlueSfaira walks [Female] I'm worth a fortune [Male] I'm gonna make him rage quit, bro [Verse 3: Both, trading lines] [Male] Had to fight off a massive panty raid from BlackPilledFed to stay in the fight [Female] Not the panty raid! [Male] He must not have felt like the laundromat or Victoria's Secret [Female] You can take 'em, I know the trick [Male] I wake up mad and I buy 'em quick [Female] Every name you stole in the dark doubles your income when I buy 'em back [Malw] So thank you, thief, you funded the morning [Both] Savage is a strategy, sleep is a warning [Chorus: Both] Buy 'em while they sleep Buy 'em when they boast Buy the best friend, buy the diamond, buy the Holy Ghost Tick, tick, tick, tick They snipe you broke, you buy 'em back rich Everybody can be exploited Buy Your Friends, buy 'em back [Outro: Both, chant] Nobody keeps a seat Nobody keeps a wife Connect your X, step in the world buyyourfriends.com Tick, tick, tick, tick Buy 'em back
