What about Wiley Cat?

[Intro | warped 80s synth stab + distant "Thunder... Thunder..." echo, breathy chuckle] Thunder... thunder... but wait... years later... [Verse 1 | breathy close-mic, sneaky spoken stutters + chuckles, guitar taps + palm mutes] Chillin' at the lair, Snarf still snarfing, twins causing trouble like before Lion-O out front swinging that Sword of Omens, crowd screaming "I'm Lion-O!" for more He drinks the milk, purrs a lot, says he'd rather not cross 'em, what a bore But when the cameras off and Cheetara's looking bored... guess who they come knocking for? [Pre-Chorus | rising distorted guitar tension] He gets the glory, the roar, the pose I get the smoke, the pellets, and all the hoes [Chorus | huge melodic punk drop, raspy cocky belt, layered harmonies + "Thundercats Hoooo!" ad-libs] Lion-O gets the attention, but I get that smoke! Pellets in the pouch, watch the ladies choke WilyKat game, sly and smooth, never broke Checkmate on the king while he's still swinging that joke! Smoke and pellets, baby, that's the real thunder Lion-O's the face... but I'm the one they plunder! [Verse 2 | breathy close-mic, mischievous chuckles, palm mutes] He yells "Sword of Omens, come to me!" eye glowing like he's the greatest of them all I slip the capsules, drop the screen, make the whole scene disappear in a cartoon fall Mumm-Ra thinks he's fighting Lion-O, but the real magic happens after lights out Kittens know the truth — big cat gets the statue, WilyKat gets the real route Panthro fixing ships, Tygra in the shadows, but the girls ain't calling his line They want that sneaky feline who knows how to make the whole Third Earth blind [Pre-Chorus | tension build] He gets the "Thundercats Ho!", the crown, the show I get the giggles when the curtains close [Chorus | huge melodic punk drop, raspy belt, bigger layers] Lion-O gets the attention, but I get that smoke! Pellets dropping heavy, leaving hearts all broke WilyKat in the shadows, stealing every vote Big cat’s still posing — I’m the one they quote! Smoke and pellets forever, that’s the real thunder Lion-O’s the mascot... I’m the undercover wonder! [Bridge | theatrical spoken-word over slowed cinematic beat, cocky chuckle] (spoken, sly and cracking up) Yo Lion-O... you can keep the roar and the Book of Omens glow... I'll take the quiet wins behind closed doors, you know... "Chillin' at the lair" my ass... when the twins are asleep... WilyKat's the one making the real Thunder... hoooo yeah... [Final Chorus | full defiant layered scream-along, extra ad-libs] Lion-O gets the attention, but I get that smoke! Pellets in the pouch, turning "rather not" into "let's go!" WilyKat forever, sly and never broke Checkmate on the king, that's the real Thundercats joke! Smoke and pellets, baby, that's the real thunder I'm Lion-O? Nah... I'm the one they wonder! [Outro | fading warped synth + echoing "smoke... pellets... hoooo... I'm Lion-O?"] No moves left for the king... WilyKat wins again... Thundercats... ho? Sliders: Style Influence 85%, Weirdness 58% (keeps the cartoon chaos fun without glitching the punk drive).