[Verse 1] Chewed-up shoes by the back door You just tilt your head Sit still Snout full of busted pillow foam But you swear you’ve done nothing ill You track mud over my clean floors Tail going wild like a crime I show you proof in the hallway You yawn and you stretch like it’s fine [Chorus] You’re a dog Look me in the eye When you’re lying to me That droopy face That tilted head Says you’re guilty as can be You’re a dog Look me in the eye While you wag so casually Yeah you act like you’re my best friend But you lie so easily (so easily) [Verse 2] Trash can tipped in the kitchen You’re “asleep” on the torn-up rug Breath smells exactly like chicken You scoot in closer for a hug You steal bread right off the table Then blink slow like you’re confused You got that “who Me?” halo Wrapped around teeth that still show clues [Chorus] You’re a dog Look me in the eye When you’re lying to me That droopy face That tilted head Says you’re guilty as can be You’re a dog Look me in the eye While you wag so casually Yeah you act like you’re my best friend But you lie so easily (oh, you lie so easily) [Bridge] Maybe I knew it from day one Every scam tucked in your grin I still let you on the sofa Still let every trick get in (hey!) ‘Cause every busted rule we break Is one more story we’ll replay Yeah I’ll pretend that I believe you You’ll pretend you’re not to blame [Chorus] You’re a dog Look me in the eye When you’re lying to me That droopy face That tilted head Says you’re guilty as can be You’re a dog Look me in the eye While you wag so casually I’ll keep calling out your bluff Boy You’ll keep lying sweet to me (to me)
