Verse 1 Cheese guy ghosted half the week Another crisis, so unique Clock says six, he’s MIA Guess the brie’s on strike today Rumor mill runs faster than slicers “Suspended? Nah… just life gets spicier” Tuesday hits — he’s back like that Like nothing ever went off track ⸻ Pre-Chorus We just stare, don’t ask, don’t press Retail rule: ignore the mess Smile, slice, keep it neat Even when it’s chaos on repeat ⸻ Chorus Sample size drama, slice it thin Give a smile, don’t let it sink in “Here’s some cheddar for your kid” Meanwhile we’re drowning where he hid Sample size drama, corporate plan Feed the chaos to a minivan Little cubes and little lies Welcome to the deli life ⸻ Verse 2 Now we’re cutting cubes on demand For every kid with sticky hands “Make it fun!” they say with pride While orders pile a mile high Parents smiling, kids run wild Grab a sample, stay awhile We’re behind the counter like “Did we sign up for daycare life?” ⸻ Pre-Chorus Cheese guy’s back, still late as hell Assistant scrolling, can’t you tell? Manager’s gone, probably again “Not my rule” — yeah, we’ve heard it then ⸻ Chorus Sample size drama, pass it out Keep it friendly, hide the doubt “Try some Swiss, it’s really great!” Ignore the ten orders running late Sample size drama, slice and serve Act like this is what we deserve Tiny cubes, big disguise Cover up the real supply ⸻ Bridge He’s got stories, we got shifts He disappears, still gets his picks Hours cut but not for him Funny how that system spins Kids get cheese, we get stress Smile wide, suppress the rest “Customer first!” — yeah we know Even when the whole place blows ⸻ Breakdown Another sample? Sure. Why not. ⸻ Chorus Sample size drama, here we go Another shift, another show Cheese guy’s back, all is well Till next week’s episode of hell Sample size drama, slice it clean Best illusion you’ve ever seen Tiny cubes and plastic smiles Carry us through the aisles ⸻ Outro Enjoy your sample… We’ll be here all day
