[Intro] I just sat down (shoes off, finally) I just sat down (back cracks, heavenly) [Verse 1] Hit the couch Phone in hand Perfect dent In the cushions Man This is the life This is my destiny Stream pulled up Snack in reach Brain on mute Do. Not. Preach Nobody’s gonna bother me now— [Chorus] I JUST SAT DOWN Why you calling my name like a fire alarm? I JUST SAT DOWN You got a list I only got two arms Every time I touch this seat Whole world turns into a to-do crowd I JUST SAT DOWN I just I just sat down (Whoa-oh-oh) (Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh) [Verse 2] Doorbell rings Heart just sinks “Can you grab it From the kitchen? Thanks.” Yeah sure I totally wasn’t busy or anything Back again Same old groove “Did you feed the cat?” Guess I’ll move Really dude?! [Chorus] I JUST SAT DOWN Why you calling my name like a fire alarm? I JUST SAT DOWN You got a list I only got two arms Every time I touch this seat Whole world turns into a to-do crowd I JUST SAT DOWN I just I just sat down [Bridge] Stand up Sit down Stand up Sit down (hey!) Is this a chair Or a cursed relic? Stand up Sit down “Grab the mail!” “Check the stove!” “Where’s my keys?” “Drive me home!” [Chorus] I JUST SAT DOWN Why you calling my name like a fire alarm? I JUST SAT DOWN You got a list I only got two arms Every time I touch this seat Whole world turns into a to-do crowd I JUST SAT DOWN I just I just— …okay What now? [Chorus] I JUST SAT DOWN Why you calling my name like a fire alarm? I JUST SAT DOWN You got a list I only got two arms Every time I touch this seat Whole world turns into a to-do crowd I JUST SAT DOWN I just I just sat down (whoa-oh) [Outro] (Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Whoa-oh-oh) I just sat down
