Verse 1 Well I built a big ol’ tractor outta duct tape and pie, Fed it moonshine whiskey and it started to fly. It stole my girlfriend right outta the bar, Now they’re honky-tonkin’ on a satellite star! Chorus 🎵 ‘Cause the moonshine tractor took my girlfriend’s hand, They’re ridin’ through space in a bluegrass band. She’s two-steppin’ on Mars, drinkin’ sweet iced tea, While the tractor’s singin’ country in the key of “YEE!” 🎵 Verse 2 Now the sheriff’s ridin’ dolphins through the Milky Way, And Grandma’s playin’ banjo on a stack of hay. The preacher’s line-dancin’ with a UFO, And the cows shot fireworks from a rodeo! Chorus 🎵 Yeah the moonshine tractor stole my one true love, Now she’s textin’ meteors and stars above. The rooster’s got a jetpack, the hogs wear suits, And the cat’s sellin’ NFTs of cowboy boots! 🎵 Bridge The goat’s runnin’ for mayor of the county jail, Campaign slogan’s “Vote for me, free corndog ale!” The dog plays fiddle while the chickens shout, “Price check on aisle nine—our gravy ran out!” Final Chorus (explosive) 🎵 Oh the moonshine tractor took my gal away, Now she’s sippin’ margaritas on the Milky Way. If y’all see a tractor wearin’ shades and crocs— Tell my baby I still love her… and bring me my socks! 🎵 Outro (spoken, fiddle solo + tractor engine revving) “Dang ol’ tractor got more game than me…” 🚜💔🌌
