[FEMALE VOCALS] [Verse 1] Bitch, bitch Moan, moan, moan gHuuuh huuh Take to the bed Bring me my smelling salts [Chorus] I'm having a fit of the vapors Someone fetch my papers This drama's got me reeling Can't handle all these feelings [Verse 2] Everything's a crisis Life's got me in a bind Every little setback Sends me out of my mind [Chorus] I'm having a fit of the vapors Someone fetch my papers This drama's got me reeling Can't handle all these feelings [Bridge] Call the doctor, call my mother This is worse than any other Catastrophe that's ever been I'm the queen of dramatic scenes [Chorus] I'm having a fit of the vapors Someone fetch my papers This drama's got me reeling Can't handle all these feelings [Outro] Bitch, bitch Moan, moan, moan gHuuuh huuh Bring me my smelling salts
