Intro (Phone vibrating. Crowd noise.) "Has anyone seen Dave?" ... "Which Dave?" --- Verse 1 Dave arrived at eleven Wearing a jacket too expensive For the weather. He said he was only staying For one drink. Which was ambitious. By midnight He was friends with the DJ. By one He was helping the bartender. By two Nobody knew What his job was. --- Pre-Chorus Check the toilets. Check the smoking area. Check behind the speakers. Don't check the dance floor. He's probably Doing something embarrassing. --- Chorus We lost Dave at 2:17 AM. Nobody knows where he went. We lost Dave at 2:17 AM. But honestly... He's probably fine. He has a phone. He has a jacket. He has several questionable decisions. We'll find him When the sun comes up. --- Verse 2 Someone said Dave left With a woman named Claire. Someone said Dave joined A karaoke competition. Someone said Dave was outside Explaining quantum physics To a taxi driver. The taxi driver looked convinced. Which worried us more. --- Instrumental Break (Massive dance-punk drop. Synth bass pulses. Guitar riff repeats. Gang vocals chant: "Where's Dave? Where's Dave?") --- Verse 3 At 3:30 We received a message. It said: "Don't worry. Found something incredible." No location. No explanation. Just a photograph Of Dave wearing sunglasses Inside a children's arcade. It was daytime there. Somehow. --- Bridge The club was closing. The lights came on. Everybody suddenly Looked like themselves. Except Dave. --- Final Chorus We lost Dave at 2:17 AM. Found him at 6:15. Eating chips With three strangers And a security team. We lost Dave at 2:17 AM. He said, "I had a great night." We said, "Where were you?" He said, "Honestly... I don't know." --- Outro (Phone notification. Bass fades.) New message from Dave: "Anyone know where my jacket is?" ... It was on him.
