[Intro – beatbox chaos + crazy announcer voice] "Warning! Extreme beats ahead!" (beatbox: chk-bloop-wap-brrrap!) "Certified crunchy!" "Microwave-approved mayhem!" [Verse 1 – fast silly rap] Spoons in the air, forks in the stew, Salad in my hair, beats in my shoe! Toast is vibin', fridge goes pop, Microwave breakdance - non-stop bop! Pots and pans got a techno plan, Even my sneakers clapped their hands! Bass so silly it cracked my hat, Dropped a beat, woke up the cat! (shouted catchphrase) "Certified crunchy!" [Pre-Chorus – layered silly beatbox sounds] chk-chk-bloop-wap! flip-flop-fwap-bap! "Toss those beats like salad, baby!" [Chorus – huge gang chant] Boom-boom-splap! Beatbox buffet on the map! Whap-wap-zap! Dishing beats with a SNAP! Skrrt-blap-ploop! Dancing like a runaway soup! Womp-womp-kapow! Silly Suno owns it now! "Warning: May contain flying lettuce!" [Verse 2 – even faster madness] Grandpa spitting bars in the attic, Banana spittin' rhymes - automatic! Coffee pot dropping house basslines, Toast surfing waves made of neon signs! My shoelace looped a power chord, Chair doing donuts on the floorboard! Dropped a beat, tripped on a spoon, Now I'm floating through a bass balloon! (shouted catchphrase) "Taste the bass, kiss the salad!" [Bridge – glitchy slow sounds, weird mouth FX] (beatbox slowed down: "brplap-ploop-splat!") (whisper) "Glitch in the kitchen matrix..." [Verse 3 – pure insanity build-up] Carrots clapping, onions cry, Mixer dropping that trap supply! Fridge beatboxed a funky song, Now grandma's crowd-surfing strong! Frying pan dropped a nasty hook, Bass so funky it wrote a cookbook! Toss your dreams into the wok, Spin the lettuce, drop that rock! "Too spicy to fail!" "Certified microwave legend!" "Warning: Bass-induced salad tossing!" [Final Chorus] Boom-boom-splap! Beatbox buffet on the map! Whap-wap-zap! Building beats in a snack-attack trap! Skrrt-blap-ploop! Salad raining from the roof! Womp-womp-kapow! Sunobration going down NOW! (shouted final) "Make it crunchy, make it funky, make it SUNO!" [Outro – fading beatbox, crazy laughter, robot voice glitches out] "Thanks for dining. Your ears are now part of the salad."
