Medicine Woman (Cats Did It) (Remastered)

Playful chant-style hip hop, medicine woman energy, tribal drums, bouncy bass, quirky sound effects, light beatboxing, spoken word verses, female vocal lead, layered chants, humorous tone, mystical but fun, cat purrs and soft meows as texture, joyful and unhinged but warm

Intro (spoken, playful, whispered ad-libs)
Yeah…
Medicine woman…
With cats.
A lot of cats.
(psst psst psst)
Uh.

Verse 1 (spoken-rap, bouncy)
I didn’t even like cats, that’s what I said
Then one showed up, crawled into my bed
Now there’s fur in my tea and butts in my face
Keyboard hijacked, zero personal space
They break my stuff, ignore their toys
Knock it down like, “We heard a noise”
Pee on the carpet, stare in my soul
Like you are the problem, now clean it, ho

Chant Hook (catchy, repeatable)
Medicine woman, cats in the room
Purrs so loud gonna raise the moon
Soft little demons, angel eyes
Guarding my house from the other side
(repeat hook once)

Verse 2 (funny, confident)
Twelve cat trees, still on my things
Walk on my chest like I owe them kings
Mouse on the screen? Nah, real life hunt
Change my whole page with a paw to the front
Plot my murder? I see the plan
Still heal my heart like nobody can
Judge me hard with a side-eye glare
Then curl up like they’ve always cared

Bridge (medicine, slower, hypnotic)
They see what I can’t
They hear what I don’t
Sit right where it hurts
And say, “Here. Don’t move.”
Motor in their chest, tuning my bones
Ancient frequency, healing my home

Chant Breakdown (call & response feel)
I say medicine — they say purr
I say healing — they say more
I say protect — they bare their teeth
Little guardians walking between

Verse 3 (light rap, playful flex)
Witch with whiskers, fur on my cloak
They knock my altar down — spiritual joke
Claws in the curtain, magic intact
Demons and angels, same damn cat
People ask me how I healed so fast
I point to the couch, buried in cats
Yeah, they’re chaotic, wild, obscene
But every medicine woman needs a feline

Final Hook (big, joyful, layered vocals)
Medicine woman, cats in the room
Purrs so loud gonna raise the moon
Soft little demons, angel eyes
Guarding my heart from the other side
Medicine woman, cats in my lap
World falling apart, still taking naps
If this is madness, I understand
I’ll take the fur and the healing plan

Outro (spoken, laughing, ad-libs)
(psst psst)
Yeah…
Worth it.
(purr sound fades)

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Intro (spoken, playful, whispered ad-libs) Yeah… Medicine woman… With cats. A lot of cats. (psst psst psst) Uh. Verse 1 (spoken-rap, bouncy) I didn’t even like cats, that’s what I said Then one showed up, crawled into my bed Now there’s fur in my tea and butts in my face Keyboard hijacked, zero personal space They break my stuff, ignore their toys Knock it down like, “We heard a noise” Pee on the carpet, stare in my soul Like you are the problem, now clean it, ho Chant Hook (catchy, repeatable) Medicine woman, cats in the room Purrs so loud gonna raise the moon Soft little demons, angel eyes Guarding my house from the other side (repeat hook once) Verse 2 (funny, confident) Twelve cat trees, still on my things Walk on my chest like I owe them kings Mouse on the screen? Nah, real life hunt Change my whole page with a paw to the front Plot my murder? I see the plan Still heal my heart like nobody can Judge me hard with a side-eye glare Then curl up like they’ve always cared Bridge (medicine, slower, hypnotic) They see what I can’t They hear what I don’t Sit right where it hurts And say, “Here. Don’t move.” Motor in their chest, tuning my bones Ancient frequency, healing my home Chant Breakdown (call & response feel) I say medicine — they say purr I say healing — they say more I say protect — they bare their teeth Little guardians walking between Verse 3 (light rap, playful flex) Witch with whiskers, fur on my cloak They knock my altar down — spiritual joke Claws in the curtain, magic intact Demons and angels, same damn cat People ask me how I healed so fast I point to the couch, buried in cats Yeah, they’re chaotic, wild, obscene But every medicine woman needs a feline Final Hook (big, joyful, layered vocals) Medicine woman, cats in the room Purrs so loud gonna raise the moon Soft little demons, angel eyes Guarding my heart from the other side Medicine woman, cats in my lap World falling apart, still taking naps If this is madness, I understand I’ll take the fur and the healing plan Outro (spoken, laughing, ad-libs) (psst psst) Yeah… Worth it. (purr sound fades)

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