[Verse] Here's a little song I wrote You might feel dumb you might choke But your old weird friend who mumbled late at night Turns out they might've been right Fluoride lizards DARPA bees CIA made your NFTs It's all connected they would cry And now you're wondering why [Chorus] You owe them an apology For laughing so smugly While they hoarded iodine And built a fallout shelter [Verse] Sure you made some memories In Maui and on Wall Street But while you sipped a piña colada They were learning permaculture Now you're sending them letters From the hellscape in the city Asking them to send you some seeds Of those sweet potatoes [Chorus] You owe them an apology For laughing so smugly While they hoarded iodine And built a fallout shelter [Verse] If you want you can apologize You can come back in from the dark And you can open up your heart To the things you never thought were true [Bridge] But you won't apologize It's just not the American way To admit you were wrong
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