W.W.J.D. (What Would Jason Do) ?

Camp Crystal Lake, summer night so fine Teenagers drinking, fucking, crossing the line Maybe he’d behead a teen camper or two Machete flashing under the moonlight blue What would Jason do? What would Jason do? He’d fuck your whole weekend up, that’s true! What would Jason do? Crystal Lake curse! One by one he’ll make it worse! Maybe he’d impale your girlfriend and you Right through the sleeping bag, nice and true Watch you both twitch while you slowly die Jason don’t give a fuck, he’ll never say why What would Jason do? What would Jason do? He’d fuck your whole weekend up, that’s true! What would Jason do? Crystal Lake spring He'd mess the whole thing! Maybe he’d drown your drunk ass in the lake While your buddies are busy getting laid Steal your weed, smash your boombox flat Then drag your corpse for a little chat No escape, no mercy, no last call Jason’s coming… he’ll kill you all Hockey mask gleaming, rotten hand so strong This is his camp… you don’t belong! What would Jason do? What would Jason do? He’d slaughter the whole fucking crew! What would Jason do? Eternal revenge! Crystal Lake forever… your life ends!