Parody of "Juke Box Hero" ©copyright 1981 - Foreigner / Atlantic Recording Corporation [Straw slurping SFX] [Pounding Intro - accordion and drums with straw slurping SFX] [Verse 1] Standin' on the chair, with his bib hangin' low Tryna reach the counter, for a juice box he knows Heard the crinkle of a straw, he could see it so clear Tipped the milk all over, now Mom’s in full gear He grabbed one juice box, it just made his day With a grin on his face, he was on his way [Verse 2] Found a beat-up toy truck in the neighbor’s yard Didn’t know how to drive it, but he learned real hard That toy truck felt fast in his little hands Didn’t take long to understand Just one toy truck, with the juice box high Was a one-way ticket to a muddy supply [Pre-Chorus] So he started sprintin’ Ain’t never gonna stop Gotta keep on spillin’ Someday he’s gonna flood the shop [Chorus] And be a juice box hero (Got juice in his eyes) He’s a juice box hero He took one juice box (Juice box hero, juice in his eyes) Juice box hero (Juice in his eyes) He’ll come alive tonight [Verse 3] In a daycare without a plan, in a paint-stained room He found crayons in his pocket, and the walls met their doom Like a flashback scene, to that morning’s great flood And that one juice box, caused a snack time mud [Pre-Chorus] Now he needs to keep on climbing He just can’t stop Gotta keep on scheming That kid has got to reach the top (of the fridge again!) [Chorus] And be a juice box hero (Got juice in his eyes) He’s a juice box hero (Juice box hero, juice in his eyes) Yeah, juice box hero (Juice in his eyes) With that one juice box (Juice in his eyes) He’ll come alive Come alive tonight [Bridge] [Straw slurping sound effects] (Background chant: “Snack time! Nap time! Chaos time!”) [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, he’s gotta keep on running He just won’t stop Gotta keep on jumping That boy is headed for the mop [Final Chorus] And be a juice box hero (Got juice in his eyes) He’s a juice box hero (Juice box hero, juice in his eyes) Juice box hero (Juice, juice, juice, juice in his eyes) Juice box hero (Juice, juice) He’s got juice in his eyes Juice in his eyes!
