[Verse 1] I'm so happy (so happy)! Happiness is the key! If you're feeling sad (so sad), that is very bad. [pre-chorus] I will dance I will prance I will do what I can to not hit you with a pan [chorus] I can write whatever in these lyrics and you'll dance to it anyways. You don't care I don't care No one cares because they're meaningless tripe. Now let that credit card swipe! [verse] I saw a mouse in a house I heard a horse of course I smelled a skunk that stunk I touched a fish and... nevermind! [pre-chorus] as long as it rhymes It is not a crime It doesn't matter (no really!) Fine with me! [chorus] I can write whatever in these lyrics and you'll dance to it anyways. You don't care I don't care No one cares because they're meaningless tripe. Now let that credit card swipe! [bridge] Bejla'e' yaan in k'aay bey le je'ela', ka tech mina'an mixjump'éel tuukul ba'ax táan in wa'alik! Translation: I will now sing like this, and you will not understand what I am saying! [chorus] I can write whatever in these lyrics and you'll dance to it anyways. You don't care I don't care No one cares because they're meaningless tripe. Now let that credit card swipe! [outro] Dance away, gullible fools I still have your money (your money) I have your money, now go away!
