[Intro] [Acapella Harmony] Barbecue barbecue barbecue [Acapella Harmony] Barbecue barbecue barbecue [Acapella Harmony] Barbecue barbecue barbecue [Acapella Harmony Continues] Barbecue barbecue barbecue Verse with choral backing] It's time to grill (Grill Grill Grill!) Gonna eat our fill (Fill Fill Fill!) The charcoal's hot, the day is fine (Fine!) These burger patties are divine! (Divine!) [Chorus] Oh, burger glory, stacked up high (High High High!) Reflected in my crazy eye (Eye Eye Eye!) With cheese all gooey, what a scene, The best darn burger ever seen! (Seen!) This beefy monarch, flame-licked, bold (Bold!) A story in each bite unfolds! (Unfolds!) [Acapella Harmony Continues] Barbecue barbecue barbecue [Verse with choral backing] I flip 'em fast, a wild display (Play Play Play!) The neighbors watch, they shout Hooray! (Ok Ok Ok!) They wish they had my special way (Way Way Way!) No burger blues this grilling day! (Day Day Day!) [Chorus] Oh, burger glory, stacked up high (high high high!) Reflected in my crazy eye (Eye Eye Eye!) With cheese all gooey, what a scene, The best darn burger ever seen! (Seen!) This beefy monarch, flame-licked, bold (Bold!) A story in each bite unfolds! (Unfolds!) [Acapella Harmony Continues] Barbecue barbecue barbecue [Bridge] The lettuce crisp, the onions sweet,(Sweet Sweet Sweet) Charcoal gave it all that heat A pickle crunch, a tomato slice This burger paradise is oh so nice! One patty, two, or maybe three? A mountain made of pure glee! No holding back, no time to stall, We're gonna conquer, eat it ALL! (Aaaallll!!) [Acapella Harmony Continues] Barbecue barbecue barbecue [Verse with choral barbecue backing] The buns are toasted, nice and warm, (Warm Warm Warm!) Serve it with delicious corn, (Corn Corn Corn!) A saucy drip, a happy sigh, No greater food beneath the sky! (sky!) [Chorus] Oh, burger glory, stacked up high, (High High High!) Reflected in my crazy eye, (Eye Eye Eye!) With cheese all gooey, what a scene, The best darn burger ever seen! (Seen!) This beefy monarch, flame-licked, bold, (Bold!) A story in each bite unfolds! (Unfolds!) [Acapella Harmony] Barbecue barbecue barbecue [Outro] [Spoken Word, getting faster and more unhinged] Juice on my face! I'm losing it! YES! This burger power, can't suppress! The final bite! A greasy grin! LET THE BARBECUE COMMENCE AGAIN! (AGAIN! AGAIN!) [Sound of triumphant, slightly deranged laughter, sizzling, and a final CHOMP!] BAR-BE-CUE! HA! HA! HA!
