Snooker Dreamer -Tara Turner sings Tudor by GM Jon

When I watch snooker on the box I can pot the toughest shots With my powers of concentration Aided by my visualisation I become a superhero Cutting errors down to zero All emotions are reducible To one poor break-off at the crucible You pot me and I pot you back Put the balls back in the rack Are you ready, steady Eddie Have you chalked the cue already? I’m the world’s best snooker watcher From my slightly sloping posture I can see shots the masters miss I’m the world’s best fantasist. From my viewpoint I believe I can set the table up as good as Steve Or I can play it like the Rocket Smashing a double to the centre pocket When I need a nostalgic twinge I head back to the Celtic fringe Famous for the speed of his big wins, The hurricane known as Alex Higgins As a spectacle nothing surpasses Dennis Taylor’s famous glasses They didn’t do his profile favours He should have got them from specsavers. Judd Trump succeeded despite of his name Potting into history frame by frame. Someone that we all admire Ray Readon dressed up like a vampire Another break of one four seven And I’m in my seventh heaven This in my sofa fantasy I’m holding up my trophy for the world to see