(Verse 1) Grab your sneakers, we're going to the mall, Why don’t eggs tell jokes? ‘Cause they’d crack up, y’all! Got my dad hat on and my humor too, What did the grape do when stepped on? Nothing but give a little wine, it's true. (Chorus) Dad jokes, they're the cream of the crop, Puns so bad, you just can't stop. Groans and laughs, it’s a dad's delight, Cracking jokes morning, noon, and night. (Verse 2) Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts, And what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese, that's nuts! Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field, Dad joke overload, my humor's revealed. (Chorus) Dad jokes, they're the cream of the crop, Puns so bad, you just can't stop. Groans and laughs, it’s a dad's delight, Cracking jokes morning, noon, and night. (Bridge) I don’t trust stairs, they’re always up to something, Why did the math book look sad? Too many problems, poor thing. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands, Dad jokes are the best, they’re in high demand. (Chorus) Dad jokes, they're the cream of the crop, Puns so bad, you just can't stop. Groans and laughs, it’s a dad's delight, Cracking jokes morning, noon, and night. (Outro) So here’s to dads and their witty banter, Keeping us laughing, no matter the answer. With every groan, there’s a smile too, In the world of dad jokes, we all make do.
