[BOB] Bob's Underwear (feat. Bob)

**** ***** **** This is my revenge on Japan. There's this song, in Japan. It's about a oni underwear. It's ok, it's a child song. It's fun. It could be... .... if the melody wasn't a traditional Italian song. So... When a japanese user opened the subscriptions for a Jeans oriented contest, this track came very natural. **** ***** **** Bob wakes up In jeans pajamas A day begins With its denim drama After shower In a denim towel Bob makes breakfast Like it's his last Bob cleans his skin With a denimn napkin In front of the mirror Bob sees no error Is the message Understood? Bob refers To his morning (wood) Bob dreams an American dream 'bout bald eagles with denim wings Bob dreams an American nightmare 'cause Bob wears denim underwear Bob's not even from N.U.S.A. But it's something that carries you away Bob doesn't need fashion or cyberware 'cause Bob wears denim underwear Bob searches On the net Some fine porn Involving feet Bob's sad 'Cause the world sucks There's no porn With denim (socks) Bob dreams an American dream 'Bout bald eagles with denim wings Bob dreams an American nightmare 'Cause Bob wears denim underwear Bob's not even from N.U.S.A. But it's something that carries you away Bob doesn't need fashion or cyberware 'Cause Bob wears denim underwear Searching porn on the net, Bob found out a lot of interesting stuff about jeans. For example, the most iconic denim brand was created by a time traveler who went back in time in order to make his mom fuck his father so he could be born, and he really loved to play guitar, apparently. Bob couldn't believe it, but there's a whole three-part documentary about him. [man, if you don't get it, go back and do your homework] And Bob discovered that jeans actually come from Italy, and it's a very old thing—a fabric made in Genova or wherever. Of course, like everything in this damn world, America took it and made it better. Like the bloody pineapple on the pizza. Shit, don't tell this to Letizia. Bob can't put on the pizza what Bob wants Without triggering one of her rants And yeah, Bob knows it comes from Hawaii But in America the thing found its way Like the sushi, the arts, the music and stuff America is magic, and Bob holds the (staff) Bob dreams an American dream 'Bout bald eagles with denim wings Bob dreams an American nightmare 'Cause Bob wears denim underwear Bob's not even from N.U.S.A. But it's something that carries you away Bob doesn't need fashion or cyberware 'Cause Bob wears denim underwear