⋄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈◎ᐛ◎┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈⋄ There's some trivia at the bottom, if you're interested. ⋄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈◎∘◎┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈⋄ [Verse 1] I'm Pluto, I been cold Beyond Neptune, left on hold And tryna hang onto hope This the last ounce of it That vote In Prague ain’t the way to go What frustration feel like? I-A-U Eight planets don’t know When you orbit the Sun Got the roundness done Got five moons all in tow Yet they tryna stunt you Man, they used to count you Now they playin wit ya role Tryna tell me bout myself "Clear your neighborhood" Got me soundin like a hoe Got an atmosphere Water-ice mountains New Horizons got the photos Status removed by voters Left a Prague room Of assholes (astronomers) Tryna call me dwarf No! No. [Chorus] P-L U-T O-I S-A P-L A-N E-T Planet Oh yeah? Oh yeah! Oh yeah? Oh yeah! Shut up Fix it Shut up Fix it Oh yeah [Instrumental] [Verse 2] Maybe if my orbit Was less tilted They'd promote me back to planet and summo shit Maybe if I cleared That neighborhood I just might be mo legit Make your textbooks cool Two-forty-eight-year loop Then them new rules come hit Targeting the ice worlds, and the small worlds Past Neptune, like me As the kink in the script They lie 'bout definitions and data 'Scuse my crater Fuck your nomenclature Who ignorant to tectonics Nitrogen glaciers Ya gotta repeat the chapters Funny how the Solar system Is like a sorry system How can a planet Really live life When they either gon Dwarf ya title Or reclassify ya Fuck it, go overturn rule three The only way to make shit legit [Chorus] P-L U-T O-I S-A P-L A-N E-T Planet Oh yeah? Oh yeah! Oh yeah? Oh yeah! Shut up Fix it Shut up Fix it Oh yeah [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Planet-planet, dwarf planet, Minor planet 'Splain me the difference Spare me your indifference A planet is a planet Planets go round the Sun, Gravity rounds their bum They got mass, goddamn They might have atmosphere They might have moons in the mix Checked two off the list But that third rule... it's a miss "Dwarf planet", heh Got a number One-three-four-three-four-zero Stamped on my ass Like a fucking prisoner Like they booked the mah-fucka Revoked my planet status Shit, me I been called all three Them ninth-planet days But they claim, I can't sustain Nah, mofos, put back "planet" Next to my name Me and Charon orbit space in-between I ain't no fuckin space debris [Chorus] P-L U-T O-I S-A P-L A-N E-T Planet Oh yeah? Oh yeah! Oh yeah? Oh yeah! Shut up Fix it Shut up Fix it Oh yeah ⋄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈◎ᐛ◎┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈⋄ TRIVIA Pluto spent 76 years as the Solar System’s ninth planet before the IAU reclassified it as a dwarf planet in 2006 and slapped it with minor-planet number 134340. It still orbits the Sun, is round under its own gravity, has five known moons, and takes about 248 years to complete one lap. For something officially filed under "dwarf", Pluto is doing an awful lot of full-size planet shit. ⋄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈◎∘◎┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈⋄
