
Little Miss Muffet (DJ Itsy Spider)
[Intro] [MALE WHISPER HARMONY] Welcome to the web... six arms on the glass... you’re already caught. (keep twitching…let the spider pull you in…) The High Pass sinks in like fangs, Sub harmonics hit like venom in your veins. (Let the beat flow through your body…) [FEMALE HARMONY] oooh‑oooh‑oooh [Verse 1] Standing on two, got six in the air, A multi-deck layer, a dark-web snare. Two arms for the crossfader, four for the EQ, Bleeding the frequencies, hunting for you. I’m Pitch Riding shadows, while I filter the right, A six-armed phantom in the strobe light. [FEMALE HARMONY] oooh‑oooh‑oooh [PRE CHORUS] Crank the tempo up, feel the tension rise, Down came the bass, look into their eyes. Shook the speakers out, let the rhythm reign, Faded out the gain, now drop the beat again! [FEMALE HARMONY PAD] a‑a‑AHH, a‑a‑AHH [Chorus] Itsy on the decks, SPINNING that heavy sound, Little Miss Muffet, shakin' her tuffet all around. [FEMALE HARMONY] Ooh‑ooh! Aah‑aah! [808 SUB‑DROP] Bumping to the 808s, she knows how to BUMP IT. [808 IMPACT] Crank the tempo up, let that energy DUMP IT. [808 PULSE‑DRIVE] [Verse 2] Phrase mixing triple-time, checking the Cans, An eight-legged monster with the ultimate plans. Got the High-Pass screaming on Deck Number Four, Vibrations like venom, shaking the floor. No Trainwrecks here, just a predatory sound, In my acoustic web, you’re finally bound. [FEMALE HARMONY] oooh‑oooh‑oooh [Chorus] Itsy on the decks, SPINNING that heavy sound, Little Miss Muffet, shakin' her tuffet all around. [FEMALE HARMONY] Ooh‑ooh! Aah‑aah! [808 SUB‑DROP] Bumping to the 808s, she knows how to BUMP IT. [808 IMPACT] Crank the tempo up, let that energy DUMP IT. [808 PULSE‑DRIVE] [Bridge – BUILDING ENERGY] [PAD SWELL – DARK SYNTH] DJ Itsy in the booth... HIGH GEAR – NO FEAR. [808 LOW‑RUMBLE] Touching every fader... making it clear. (FEMALE – soft, breathy) Along came the spider, mixed it beside her... [808 VENOM‑DROP] [NU‑METAL GUITAR CHUG – LOW TUNED] (FEMALE) A six‑deck symphony, a fire inside her... [80s HAIR‑METAL GUITAR SOLO – WAILING BENDS + TAPPING] [808 SUB‑PULSE + SYNTH PAD RISE] [Verse 3 RAP] Little Miss Muffet in the center of the web, Black-light glowing, no flow, no ebb. She’s watching the blur of the spider’s technique, A Tri-mixer routing, lethal and unique. [Fast Rap] Spinning the turntables- Arm one, arm two, arm three, arm four... (Haa Haa Haa Yeah...) Arm five, arm six, in the air- hype it up- ENCORE- ENCORE-ENCORE... [MALE swagger] My DJ Spidy Senses are tingling... [FEMALE HARMONY] oooh‑oooh‑oooh [Final Chorus] Itsy on the decks, SPINNING that heavy sound, Little Miss Muffet, shakin' her tuffet all around. [FEMALE HARMONY] Ooh‑ooh! Aah‑aah! [808 SUB‑DROP] Bumping to the 808s, she knows how to BUMP IT. [808 IMPACT] Crank the tempo up, let that energy DUMP IT. [808 PULSE‑DRIVE] [Outro – FADE OUT] The light of day is coming... [LOWPASS FADE] Fading the gain... Itsy on the decks... [REVERB TAIL] Little Miss Muffet, shaking her tuffet, [808 SUB-FADE + ECHO TRAIL] Bumping to the 808s, she knows how to BUMP IT... bump it... bump it...

