(Verse 1) Yo, check it, listen up, tea sippin' scholars I'm 'bout to drop knowledge, like hot tea from the saucers First rule, the water, gotta be boilin' tight No lukewarm mess, that ain't the righteous plight Steepin' time, crucial, don't rush the brew Patience is virtue, somethin' wise folks do Proper cup, porcelain, fine china's the key No styrofoam cups, that ain't the G's decree (Chorus) Pour that tea, slow and steady, no spillin' the game Respect the leaf, it deserves the acclaim Sugar and cream, optional, that's your domain But don't get fancy, keep it simple and plain (Verse 2) Now listen closely, this next part's the truth Pinky out, that's for the snobs, the tea party youth Syphilis talk? Nah, that's a silly old wives' tale Just a fancy gesture, ain't nothin' to assail But real G's, we sip with class, no need for such flair Just pure enjoyment, with a chill, laid-back air (Chorus) Pour that tea, slow and steady, no spillin' the game Respect the leaf, it deserves the acclaim Sugar and cream, optional, that's your domain But don't get fancy, keep it simple and plain (Outro) So there you have it, the tea sippin' guide Respect the brew, let your soul inside Find tranquility, with every single sip That's the tea life, yo, give it a grip
