[VERSE 1] Today's my birthday! Move your arses! Where's the cake?! Where's the booze?! Odahviing's already drinking Three bottles at the same damn time! THAT'S MY GIRL! Everybody party! Everybody scream! If somebody leaves here sober... YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! [PRE-CHORUS] Cake belongs On the ceiling! Not the table! THROW THE ICING! [CHORUS] BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! MAKE A MESS! BREAK THE FURNITURE! WHO CARES?! MORE CONFETTI! MORE BEER! SOMEBODY SET OFF THE FIREWORKS INDOORS! [VERSE 2] Alright... Presents... Let's see... Socks. CRAP. Flowers. CRAP. Gift card. BORING! Bottle of acid! ...okay... THAT'S PRETTY GOOD! [VERSE 3] Wait... What's this? Heavy... Wrapped properly... ...from Cunt? Open... ... ... ... A MORNINGSTAR?! Not just any one... The spikes are bigger... The steel shines... It's... Exactly... What I wanted... ... ... You absolute... [MUSIC DROPS] (quiet) "...I remembered you saying the last one looked a bit... blunt." [SOFT SECTION] "...Happy birthday, Blorvika." ... "SHUT UP!" [EXPLOSION] HUG!! CRASH!! TABLE FLIPS! CAKE EVERYWHERE! GLASSES SHATTER! HALF THE ROOM COLLAPSES! [CHORUS] BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! LOOK WHAT WE BROKE! WHO NEEDS A BUILDING?! LET'S PARTY MORE! ODAHVIING'S SURFING ON THE TABLE! DURNEHVIIR'S YELLING! EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE! [VERSE 4] "...Blorvika." "...Yeah?" "...I can't move." "What?" "I think..." "...you've somehow glued us together." "..." "..." "YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE!" "...I suspected as much." [FINAL CHORUS] BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! BEST PRESENT EVER! BEST FRIENDS EVER! BEST FAMILY EVER! WHO NEEDS PERFECTION?! WHO NEEDS GRACE?! WHEN YOU CAN CELEBRATE BY DESTROYING THE PLACE! [OUTRO] "...Happy birthday." "...Thanks." "...Could you let go now?" "...No." "...Thought not." "...Mine."
