[Intro] Click the box Hit "agree" Skipped the scroll That’s on me (uh-oh) [Verse 1] "Welcome user Dear consumer" Wall of doom in legal rumor All-caps shouting Bold-face fear "THIS MAY LIMIT RIGHTS" my dear Auto-renewal in perpetuity Sell my data to the whole community Clause 13(b) says I owe my heart Clause 13(c) says they own my art They can change the rules mid-flight Charge a "breathing indoors" fee every night Grant a license to my face My name My childhood crush My search-bar shame [Chorus] I just signed away my soul Did it for a login goal Did it for that 10% code For a slightly faster download Didn’t read a single line Tapped the button Felt so fine If the lawyers come to roll Guess they’re here to claim my soul (oh no) [Verse 2] Bound by binding arbitration In a sub-sub-basement station If I sue I must commute On a Tuesday at two In a clown suit They can use my fridge for beta tests Turn my smart lamp into spy requests Grant them access to my thoughts at night And my “maybe I’ll get fit” websites "User waives Forever Ever" Right to say "this isn’t clever" If I die Or move to Mars They retain my ghost and stars [Chorus] I just signed away my soul For a quirky profile roll For an avatar with shiny hair For a sticker pack I’ll never share Didn’t blink I paid the toll Scrolled so fast I hit the pole If the devil’s on payroll Guess he’s working customer control [Bridge] "By continuing you consent" (To what?) To your rent To your tent To your first-born’s tent "Subsidiaries may apply" (To where?) To the chair To your hair To your offline sigh "Terms may change at any time" Any crime Any climb Any third-act rhyme Click "accept" or just "decline" But decline means exile from the line So [Chorus] I just signed away my soul To unlock one folder role To remove one tiny ad That honestly was not that bad Now I’m bound in legal code On an endless loading road If there’s fine print in the hole Bet it says they keep my soul (my soul) [Outro] Click the box Hit "agree" Every right Comes with fee Ask me what I just allowed "I dunno" (said it loud)
