You ever wonder what happens to noodles after they boil? What if they get scared…? Boilin' water, heat too high, Noodles twist and start to cry. Spaghetti’s scared, macaroni’s lost, Pasta’s feeling like it’s gotta pay the cost. I’m slurpin’ slow, but it’s all a show, The sauce is thick, but it’s movin' slow. Do you hear that? The sound of the cheese, Creepin’ up your spine with a fake sneeze. (Noodles don't sleep, they just curl and weep...) Scary noodles, they got no soul, Slidin’ through the bowl like they’re in control. Spaghetti whispers, “Don’t let me go!” But I eat 'em up, and I’m good to go. Lettuce is green, but the carrots scream, Ketchup’s got a plot, it’s more than it seems. Is it the fridge or the boiling pot? Maybe the onions are the ones who plot. Garlic’s breathin’, cumin’s cursed, Veggies in the stew—oh, they’re the worst. I heard the knife talk, but I couldn’t say, Chop ‘em all up, throw ‘em away. (Noodles never stop... they never stop...) Scary noodles, they got no soul, Slidin’ through the bowl like they’re in control. Spaghetti whispers, “Don’t let me go!” But I eat 'em up, and I’m good to go. What’s scarier than noodles in your soup? Maybe it’s the spoon that’s always chasing you… Don’t let the noodles win… They’re always watching.
