Another Year Survived

[Verse] You dodged a crash on Highway Nine That skidding truck missed by a line Your ex said "Let’s try one more time" But you just laughed and poured more wine [Chorus] Happy birthday to you Another year you got through No asteroids No floods No zoo escapes too Happy birthday to you [Verse 2] The toaster sparked But you stayed cool Your neighbor's dog broke every rule The ladder wobbled You played the fool Yet here you are The world's best jewel [Chorus] Happy birthday to you Another year you got through No sinkholes No sharks No UFOs too Happy birthday to you [Bridge] Here’s to the meteors that missed The potholes you somehow kissed The moments life gave you a twist And still You’re on this birthday list [Chorus] Happy birthday to you Another year you got through No plagues No quakes No alien coups Happy birthday to you