There's a special smell coming from the river A special smell that will make you shiver The water stinks and the fish are dying The pipe must be fixed but nobody's trying So, don't swim in the poop-toe-mick river You might lose your life or need a new liver No, don't swim in the poop-toe-mick river Don't drink it either, it'll make you quiver Don't swim in the poop-toe-mick river Unless you want to die!