Pasha is a Dick ---- Tamicus

[Verse 1] Pasha is a cat and Pasha is a dick He looks at everyone like they make him sick He's got a face that says "I hate your face" (He thinks that puts you in your place) He stares with his evil glare at everyone everywhere And he really doesn’t care No, he absolutely does not care [Chorus] Pasha will act lovey He’ll rub his head against your hand And do the melty-eye cat thing And you’ll pet him on demand He’ll even make this weak-ass purr As if he really likes it Then he’ll turn into an evil freak And grab your hand and bite it Because Pasha is a dick (verse 2) He’ll lie in the middle of the room Exactly where you need to walk And as you pass him peacefully He’ll hiss and growl and stalk He’ll bat your ankles and he uses his claws He hates us all just because Pasha is a dick [Chorus] Pasha will act lovey He’ll rub his head against your hand And do the melty-eye cat thing And you’ll pet him on demand He’ll even make his weak-ass purr As if he really likes it Then he’ll turn into an evil freak And grab your hand and bite it Because Pasha is a dick [instrumental: sharp and clean electric guitar solo backed by 12-string acoustic guitar for rhythm and fill; funky driving bass and tight syncopated drums] [Bridge] Oh Oh Oh Pasha is so mean Oh Oh Oh Pasha thinks he’s King Oh Oh Oh I’ve tried everything But then he peed on my bed Oh Oh Oh Because Pasha is a dick Ooh, ooh, Woah Woah Woooo… [Verse 3] Pasha makes everyone nervous You try to be friends But he just wants to hurt us He hides in the cupboard when he’s had enough But don’t look in on him He’ll growl real low and hiss ‘cause he’s tough And because Pasha is a dick [outro] Pasha is a cat and Pasha is a dick He looks at everyone like they make him sick He's got a face that says "I hate your face" (He thinks that puts you in your place) He stares with his evil glare at everyone everywhere Pasha is my cat And Pasha is a dick