My dog is a Baritone now (And it's Suno's fault)

[Verse 1] I typed a prompt, just a madman's dream, Hoping the machine would capture the scheme. But Suno looked deep into my twisted soul, Took my little words and swallowed them whole! "He typed the words!" Now a fifty-piece orchestra lives in my brain, A hundred ghost choristers driving me insane! [Verse 2] My life has shifted, the old world is dead, My wife and I now sing opera instead. "Pass me the butter!" she screams in high C, "We are out of milk!" I roar back in glee! "NO MILK TODAY! NO MILK TODAY! !" We don't talk anymore, we just vocalize, With dramatic vibrato and wild rolling eyes! [Chorus] Oh, thank you, Suno! You understood the plea! You turned my boring life into a baroque symphony! From a simple text to a massive wall of sound, The greatest musical madness ever to be found! [Verse 3] Every morning I walk to the kitchen door... I open the fridge... and a choir hits the floor! "THE CHEESE IS COLD! THE MEAT IS IN THE OVEN!" Fifty people singing 'bout the leftover ham, God bless this AI, oh damn, yes, thank you, ma'am! [Verse 4] I step in the shower just to wash my hair, But a full symphonic orchestra is waiting in there! The sound of the water is drowned by the brass, While scrubbing my back and washing my ass. And out in the yard, under the silver moon, Even my dog now howls a baritone tune! "WOOF! AH-OH-AH!" [Bridge] Fifty musicians! A hundred voices strong! Turning my breakfast into a holy song! Suno, you changed me! Suno, you saved me! Or maybe... you just completely depraved me! "SUNO! SUNO! SUNO!" [Outro] Suno... you got exactly... what I wanted.