Title: Saggy Gum Drop (Stress Mess) [Intro – Spoken, sarcastic build-up] Yo, I’m on a call with the boss, feelin’ chill, feelin’ zen— Then pop goes my Needoh again! Now I’m stressin’, confessin’, rubber bits on my desk— She said, “You’ll get a new one,” I said, “You’d best!” [Verse 1 – Fast flow, rap] Now I got a knock-off droppin’ like a limp balloon, Saggy little blob smellin’ like mint perfume, Stretch two feet, then flops like doom, How you kill stress when it’s sad in the room? I’m pullin’, I’m twistin’, it’s fightin’ physics, Stress ain’t leavin’, it’s buildin’ logistics, My teammate said, “Close enough, bro,” But this ain’t therapy—it’s a crime show! [Beat Drop / Chorus – Dubstep-rap hybrid] 🎵 Saggy Gum Drop, Stress Mess! You ain’t bouncin’, you depress! Stretchin’ out like you in distress— Where’s my squish with finesse?! 🎵 Saggy Gum Drop, Stress Mess! Minty funk, zero flex— You don’t pop, you flop—what’s next?! I need my Needoh, not this hex! [Verse 2 – Rapid-fire, punchy flow] Conference call, caffeine walls, Tryna stay calm, but this blob stalls, Feels like chewin’ on déjà vu, Smells like gum and broken dreams too! I’m talkin’ squish sabotage, sticky mirage, My zen’s been mugged by a cheap collage, If this is stress relief, I’m outta luck— Even my stress ball gave up, bruh! [Bridge – Dubstep drop / spoken ad-lib] Drop the beat—watch it sag… Mint cloud attack, no bounce, all drag. My desk is chaos, my soul’s on pause, This ain’t self-care—it’s fraud with claws! [Final Chorus – Big, over-the-top outro] 🎵 Saggy Gum Drop, Stress Mess! Gimme bounce, not second-guess! Minty tears, elastic stress, I’m one squeeze from total regress! 🎵 Saggy Gum Drop, Stress Mess! You flop, I snap—what’s next?! Should’ve been zen, now I’m possessed— Somebody refund my stress!!
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