[Verse 1] When it’s time to shop, there’s one place I go, Straight to the shoe store, ‘cause Al Bundy’s my bro. He’s grumpy, he’s tired, but he’s got the flair, Size twelve, wide fit—he’ll always care! [Pre-Chorus] Kelly walks in, stealing the show, With her golden hair and that heavenly glow. I’m dreaming big, yeah, she’s my queen, The hottest girl I’ve ever seen! [Chorus] Al Bundy is my bro, my shoe-fitting king, He’ll lace me up ... for anything. Kelly’s my dream, my heart’s delight, And Peggy’s got a booty that’s dynamite! Al Bundy, he's my bro, my loyalty is true, I’ll buy my shoes from no one... ...but you! [Instrumental Solo] [Verse 2] Now Peggy’s at home, eating bonbons all day, She’s rocking that couch in her own sassy way. Some say she’s lazy, but I disagree, She’s a beauty queen with her poofy hair spree! [Pre-Chorus] Kelly walks in, stealing the show, With her golden hair and that heavenly glow. I’m dreaming big, yeah, she’s my queen, The hottest girl I’ve ever seen! [Chorus] Al Bundy is my bro, my shoe-fitting king, He’ll lace me up ... for anything. Kelly’s my dream, my heart’s delight, And Peggy’s got a booty that’s dynamite! Al Bundy, he's my bro, my loyalty is true, I’ll buy my shoes from no one... ...but you! [Instrumental Solo] [Verse 3] Al’s cracking jokes, living the grind, Selling shoes and losing his mind. But deep down, he’s the hero we need, Fighting the world with no glory or greed. [Pre-Chorus] Kelly walks in, stealing the show, With her golden hair and that heavenly glow. I’m dreaming big, yeah, she’s my queen, The hottest girl I’ve ever seen! [Chorus] Al Bundy is my bro, my shoe-fitting king, He’ll lace me up ... for anything. Kelly’s my dream, my heart’s delight, And Peggy’s got a booty that’s dynamite! Al Bundy, he's my bro, my loyalty is true, I’ll buy my shoes from no one... ...but you! [Instrumental Solo] [Verse 4] Let’s not forget Bud, he’s awkward and sly, Trying so hard, but he’s just "that guy." The Bundy crew, they’re wild and loud, The most dysfunctional, perfect crowd! [Chorus] Al Bundy is my bro, my shoe-fitting king, He’ll lace me up for anything. Kelly’s my dream, my heart’s delight, And Peggy’s got a booty that’s dynamite! Al Bundy, he's my bro, my loyalty is true, I’ll buy my shoes from no one... ...but you! [Outro] So here’s to the Bundys, the family I love, Like angels of chaos, sent from above. Al Bundy, he's my bro, my loyalty’s true, I’ll buy my shoes from no one... ...but you! -------------------- ©️ by Strangedt
