⸻ Lights go down, yeah, here we go You bite your lip, I lose control Hands move quick, but then I stop— Neck stays covered, that’s the law Heartbeat racing, getting tense You say “relax,” I say “no chance” Lights go low, yeah here we go There’s just one thing you gotta know ⸻ Clothes coming off, but don’t expect— Hands off of the turtleneck ⸻ Don’t touch, don’t pull my turtleneck! You can try but I won’t let— Yeah it’s hot and I’m a wreck But I’m locked inside my turtleneck! Say my name, hold your breath But don’t come for my turtleneck Cross that line, that’s disrespect— Hands off the sacred turtleneck! ⸻ Room spins fast, we hit the floor Clothes everywhere, there’s still one more You laugh, you try, I dodge real quick Like it’s some kind of magic trick Sweat drips down, yeah I’m a mess Still won’t fold, still overdressed You say “why?”—I don’t confess It just feels right—don’t second guess ⸻ Getting wild but still correct— Neck stays locked in full effect ⸻ Don’t touch, don’t pull my turtleneck! Yeah I mean it, don’t forget! Everything else? Yeah, go ahead— But I keep this on until I’m dead! You can beg, you can protest You won’t win this argument Draw the line, no second guess— I’ll be buried in my turtleneck! ⸻ If it comes off, I lose control— THIS THING IS PART OF MY SOUL— ⸻ Don’t touch, don’t pull my turtleneck! Final warning, don’t forget! Yeah I’m burning, soaked in sweat But I ain’t taking this thing off yet! Call me weird, call me obsessed Call it one bad life choice after the next— But if tonight’s my last regret— I’m going out in this turtleneck! ⸻ Turtleneck!!
