
Mop Bucket Parkourse!!
[Intro, spoken][NAOKI:] "Okay... Mental checklist before I do this... Floor sign arrangement — check. Mop bucket wheels — greased and ready — check. Routes to take around those tables — check..." "The inside looks crowded with people. Ha, yeah. This should be fun... Fox, are you ready to see me in action?!" "Here we go!!" [Verse 1] (Here we go!!) Just more than a hop. I won't need the mop! Bucket now a vehicle, Making something meaningful! Spotted a yellow floor sign, I swerve to the right! (To the right, to the right!!) A plus one point in mind, yeah — feeling alright!! People up ahead who are blocking the way — Every dodge a success, hey hey hey hey!! Two more points as I'm picking up speed — No turning back — I've got an early lead!! [Pre-Chorus] Managers hollering, customers screaming! Better than anything I've been dreaming! Score's climbing higher, as a bucket rider. I'm in the zone — here to own!! [Chorus] Mop Bucket Parkourse — LET'S GO, LET'S GO!! Dodge! Leap! Catch those fries — making a show! A crazy fun scene! (Try and stop me!) I'm moving faster! (You can't catch me!) A table up ahead, As I feel no dread! It's time for a leap! In momentum I keep!! [Verse 2] First time ever — no practice run. Launched off anyway just for fun! Table incoming fast — I'm in the air, Landing is shaky but I don't care! Heart still pounding — bucket wobbled hard. Nearly wiped out within the dining yard! Barely caught my balance as I hold on tight. That's three more points! Fox, look — I did it right!! [Pre-Chorus 2] Yeah! Mop Bucket Parkourse! Keeping track of my score! Looking ahead — my plan (Speed some more!!) Managers losing it, crew in disbelief! I'm Naoki — bringing comic relief! Right here and right now I want to beeee! My friend's laughter encourages me!! [Chorus] Mop Bucket Parkourse — LET'S GO, LET'S GO!! Dodge! Leap! Stuck that landing -- stealing the show!! A crazy fun scene! (Try and stop me!) I'm moving faster! (You can't catch me!) Something flying through the air, Potential bonus if I dare! Gonna catch that food, While in best of moods! [Verse 3] I see fries flying over — I lean out too far. Nearly fell off! I almost saw stars! The bucket wobbled — my arms flailing wide— I somehow stayed on this fun wild ride! Wait! — A nugget heading straight for my face— Caught it in my mouth — with a flawless grace!! Five bonus points for this — Fox, admit it! You know I'm one of a kind. I'm in to win it!! [Bridge] Closing in from every side, Out of time on this bucket ride! I see my friend and the door. The wheels squeak on the floor. They don't understand, My silly little master plan, To cheer up my best friend, Bring her frustration to an end. [Outro] Fox, hold on tight! Keeping you close with all my might! Ducking under — Squeezing past! Running hard — Running fast! The door swings open. The warm air hits. Outside and safe. I make another sprint. We made it out — just barely though. Naoki and Fox — Let's go! Let's gooooo!!! [brief instrumental] [spoken][deep vocoder voice] "Game... Over... Naoki, banned for life..."

