[Verse 1] If you see me at the mall, don't call me Mr. Cheap-O Check out this extra large bag I just bought of Frito’s With the shiniest card that i got in my wallet I'll buy a soft drink or whatever you like to call it [Bridge] and then I dream, and I scheme, all of these things, yeah you know what I mean [Chorus] I don't care what Best Buy believes No extended warranties for me Who gives a crap what RadioShack sells? I'll buy whatever the hell is on the shelves [Verse 2] I dug my hole 15 feet too deep, it’s in the middle of the street Makes it difficult to sleep [Bridge] Now that it's fall, I guess Paul will be calling Talking football and how we've both been stalling [Bridge 2] on our dreams, and our schemes, all of these things, you know what I mean [Chorus] I don't care what Best Buy believes No extended warranties for me Who gives a crap what RadioShack sells? I'll buy whatever the hell is on the shelves [Bridge] Go to Spencer's gifts, in the back of the store You'll find the perfect gift for someone turning 44 and I don't give a fuck but Brookstone's kind of sucks You gotta go to Sharper Image for all the coolest stuff [Bridge 2] The Blockbuster sign, reminds us to be kind But look at this line, it's too late to rewind this tape One thing i think, we gotta agree We're not going to pay these rewinding penalties
