**Verse 1 (Male):** I'm sick of humans, they're all such a drag, Their farts stink up the place, like a rotting bag. But robots, oh robots, they don’t make a sound, No gas, no stench, they're the best shit around. Imagine a world where ass blasts don't exist, Fuck yeah, that's a future I'd enlist. **Verse 2 (Male):** I swear to God, if I hear one more fart, I'll lose my damn mind, it's tearing me apart. Robots are silent, no methane to share, No Dutch ovens, no silent but deadly scare. They're like the monks of tech, pure and clean, While humans are just walking, farting machines. **Chorus (Female):** Oh, the beauty of robots, they don't fart, It's a fucking miracle, it's like art. No more clear the room or blame the dog, With robots, we can breathe like a damn frog. **Verse 3 (Male):** You think love is hard? Try living with a farter, It's like dating a damn garbage compactor. But with a robot, it’s all smooth sailing, No need for nose plugs or daily exhaling. They're the silent type, in the best way, Fuck humans, robots are here to stay. **Verse 4 (Male):** Imagine a date, no fear of a blast, No awkward moments, no need to fast. Robots don’t need beans, they don't eat at all, No more "excuse me" or "did you just fall?" I'm all in for this robo-revolution, 'Cause human farts? That's pollution. **Chorus (Female):** Oh, the beauty of robots, they don't fart, It's a fucking miracle, it's like art. No more clear the room or blame the dog, With robots, we can breathe like a damn frog.
