[Verse] they met online in these modern times their parents are old school they crossed the line one too many times now her stomach is starting to show embarrassed of gossip and dreading dad told the young man there's going to be a wedding [Pre-Chorus] no dodging your responsibilities you're going to wed my daughter quickly don't try to hide, don't try to run if I have to, I'll get my shotgun mark my words son you're going to be her husband [Chorus] don't you skip town, don't you hide you made your bed, now time to bide you already played husband and wife now it's time to make her your bride I'll get the preacher here tomorrow at 2 o'clock the wedding will follow you best be here boy if you know what's good for you don't show up and you'll see what i do [Post-Chorus] I'll chase you down you're going to frown it's not going to be any fun don't try to hide, don't try to run I'll hunt you with my shotgun, boy, I'll hunt you with my shotgun. [Verse 2] wedding time, no boy in sight oh jeez, here comes the chase hope that boy took a flight or he's going to end up in a case dad's on him like a opossum track grabbed him by the ear and dragging him back dad throws him on the ground before the preacher tells him listen up boy, you're turn to answer [Chorus] today we're having a shotgun wedding this young man thought he'd be skipping not while I'm alive says her dad mom's standing by her daughter smiling dad's got his shotgun aimed at the boy don't look at me son this ain't no toy better make an honest woman out of her or else boy, i swear I'll shoot you right here [Outro] shotgun weddings are now kinda rare most believe let the boy run if he don't care probably going to be a bad relationship but then again, dad's got a shotgun on his lap you know i think this marriage might just work although the boy is quite a jerk shotgun in hand, dad will set him right when he upsets his daughter in a fight even if it's at night and really late dad is going to set him straight dad will set him straight. [Post-Chorus] We had a shotgun wedding boy and girl are scared to death both are full of fear and dreading they stare into each other's eyes and take a deep breath nothing to do now, what's done is done thanks to dad and his shotgun we had a shotgun wedding a shotgun wedding............. [End]
