Shout out to Fred Wellman [laugh out loud] Yeah, mon... (Hook) Worst VP in modern times, yeah that’s a fact Even Quayle lookin’ back like “I wasn’t that bad!” Denmark got you twisted, why you worried ‘bout that? Your foreign policy weaker than your Twitter clapbacks (Verse 1) JD talkin’ tough, but the logic don’t land Why you stressin' Greenland? Boy, go fix your own land Broke nation, broke plans, all y'all do is expand The debt, the lies, the fear—but never lendin' a hand Talkin' 'bout protectorates, bro, check your connect Your whole movement's a front, just a failed intellect Y'all crying 'bout Europe, but the budget don't flex Two trillion in the red, now tell me what’s next? (Chorus) Worst VP in modern times, it ain't a debate Even Cheney had a legacy of war and some weight You just sit there, Trump’s pet, noddin' along A yes-man with no plan, boy, your term won’t be long (Verse 2) Wellman hit the nail, history gon' tell How a veteran exposed you, rangin' the bell You ain't fit for the role, just a puppet on strings Got the title but no power, doin' nothin' but memes You talk like a scholar, but you lackin' the facts Tryna school Denmark? Man, take your own class Foreign policy jokes, your whole stance is a wreck Like America gon' listen to a tech-bro reject (Bridge) Yeah, even Pence had a spine, though it barely showed You just a shadow in a seat, no control of the road Trump's baggage handler, keepin' his throne warm While the world laughs at how your logic deforms (Outro) Worst VP in modern times, yeah that’s a fact Even Quayle lookin’ back like “I wasn’t that bad!” History books finna write this in stone JD Vance, the weakest seat ever known

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