Donut Time - (Lolo's Donut Story)

**[Intro]** Hey chat! You know what time it is! Donut Time! But somebody ain't sharing... **[Verse 1]** Logged into stream, everything was fine, Chat was feelin' hungry right around snack time, Then somebody spotted a suspicious little box, Powdered sugar fingerprints all over the rocks. Lolo walked in grinnin', acting mighty slick, Said, "Nothing to see here," but we caught the trick, Chocolate glaze evidence all around the scene, The sneakiest donut theft we've ever seen! **[Pre-Chorus]** Hey Lolo! Whatcha got there? Is that a dozen? You better share! **[Chorus]** It's Donut Time! Donut Time! Lolo's got the donuts but they're never mine! Cream-filled, jelly-filled, maple on the line, Chat keeps askin' but it's always: "Sorry, these are mine!" It's Donut Time! Donut Time! Everybody hungry and we're fallin' behind! One for Lolo, two for Lolo, three for Lolo—fine! But save a little somethin' for the chat this time! **[Verse 2]** Boston cream disappeared without a trace, Glazed rings vanishin' all over the place, Chat detectives workin' every clue they find, But every empty donut box points to the same mind. The mods are suspicious, The lurkers all agree, The sprinkle situation is a mystery, But every time we ask for just a tiny bite, Lolo hugs the box and runs out of sight! **[Pre-Chorus]** Hey Lolo! We're on to you! That powdered sugar beard Ain't foolin' the crew! **[Chorus]** It's Donut Time! Donut Time! Lolo's got the donuts but they're never mine! Cream-filled, jelly-filled, maple on the line, Chat keeps askin' but it's always: "Sorry, these are mine!" **[Verse 3]** Fresh from the bakery, still warm from the rack, Everybody knows Lolo's never bringin' 'em back, Cinnamon twists and old-fashioned glaze, We're dreamin' of donuts while we watch in a daze. Somebody in chat said, "Save me one or two!" Lolo just laughed and said, "I've got bad news for you." The box keeps shrinkin', the count keeps droppin', And somehow Lolo never seems to stop shoppin'. **[Pre-Chorus]** Hey Lolo! Just one bite! You can't eat twelve In a single night! **[Chorus]** It's Donut Time! Donut Time! Lolo's got the donuts but they're never mine! Cream-filled, jelly-filled, maple on the line, Chat keeps askin' but it's always: "Sorry, these are mine!" **[Bridge]** We got coffee! We got cream! We got donut-related dreams! We got hunger! We got pain! Watchin' Lolo eat again! Chat says: "Share!" Lolo says: "No!" Chat says: "Share!" Lolo says: "No!" **[Crowd Chant]** (HEY!) Share the donuts! (HEY!) Share the loot! (HEY!) Share the donuts! Or face the chat's pursuit! **[Guitar Solo]** **[Final Chorus]** It's Donut Time! Donut Time! Sneaky Snack is hungry and we're losin' our minds! One day we'll get a donut and the stars will align, Till then we're watchin' Lolo commit pastry crime! It's Donut Time! Donut Time! Raise your coffee cups and form a line! If Lolo ever shares one, it'll be a sign— A miracle greater than loot drop time! **[Outro]** Lolo's got the donuts... Chat's got the sadness... Lolo's got the donuts... Chat's got the madness... Donut Time... Maybe next stream...