[Honkytonk Piano Introduction] [Verse 1] Well you keep talkin 'bout me as if you really know me, But you sound just like a fool who learned a few big words. So keep soundin' off and confirm for everybody, Just what a fool you really are..... What a fool you are..... [Chorus] Shut your mouth! Or I'll shut it for you, I'll take you out back and teach you lessons daddy never did. Don't get me angry and don't get on my nerves, I'm a real mean one when I get my dander up. So back the hell off and leave me alone, Or you're gonna see me stompin' on you! [Honkytonk Piano Interlude] [Verse 2] My daddy always told me be slow to anger and to never start a fight! Always wanted me to be the bigger man and try to walk away! So listen to me mister as I try to give you a second chance. Keep up this chin waggin' if you want to see the back of my hand. [Verse 3] Sometimes a beatin' is the best tool to teach a fool, A few cuts and bruises and some wounded pride, Can really let the lesson stick the rest of his days! So don't come a yackin' if you don't want a stompin' [Bridge] Leave me be or get a stompin', Yackin' and Yackin' is gonna get you in trouble, Turn around right now and leave me be, Or you won't like when I get to stompin', [Chorus] Shut your mouth! Or I'll shut it for you, I'll take you out back and teach you lessons daddy never did. Don't get me angry and don't get on my nerves, I'm a real mean one when I get my dander up. So back the hell off and leave me alone, Or you're gonna see me stompin' on you! [Rocking Honkytonk Piano Outro]
